Hey guys, remember me? I know Spence left some big shoes to fill, but I’m gonna do my best to deliver a concise weekly breakdown of the happenings in Gossiptown, USA. You know, just in case you were interested in that kind of stuff but were too ashamed to visit an actual gossip site (*ahem*, I’m looking at you, EVERYONE).

Break it down, now.

Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce, accusing him of being abusive during their ten year marriage. Which I completely understand. I mean, he did make Garfield. (WWTDD)

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! No? No one’s surprised? Oh ok, just Joe Simpson, who quickly attempted to cover up his horrified reaction by claiming ‘dibs’ on the placenta. (DListed)

One of the guys from CSI was busted recently in possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy AND prescription drugs. And just like on the show, the charges were soon dropped because the perpetrator was kind of famous. CSI:Preferential Treatment, here we come! (WWTDD)
 

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