It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Get food poisoning every time you eat your favorite meal, or have a seizure every time you watched your favorite show? From Kacie
• Have AIDS, but access to modern treatment, or have haunted semen? From Zach
• Live in a mansion with nothing in it, or live in a hut with as much stuff that’ll fit? From Boba
• Own the De Lorean from Back to the Future, or the Batmobile? From Sara
• Have a hangover cure that truly works, or have guilt free condom-less sex forever? From prof.
• The LOST ending suck, or never have an ending to LOST? From Zach
• Have a last name everyone made fun of, or a last name no one could pronounce? From Jason

Finally, this week’s winner of the WHO CARES IT’S AMY SMART Award is Matt, who sent in this.

• Have sex with Amy Smart or not be subjected to a cocktail of sexually transmitted diseases? From Matt

Come on Matt, sometimes you just have to bite the f*cking bullet.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.