Right Foot: Hey, Lefty! Are you awake?

Left Foot: Of course. It’s like 900 degrees under these blankets. What is she thinking making us sleep under blankets in the middle of the summer?

Brain: Neck and chin like to cuddle with them.

Neck and Chin: It’s true. We like to cuddle.

Feet: Well I don’t see why we need to sweat our balls off so you can “cuddle.”

Neck and Chin: Well we don’t hear anyone else complaining.

Back-of-the-knees: Ahem, uh, we kind of have a problem with it.

Neck: You’ve never said anything before.

Back-of-the-knees: We thought our profuse sweating would get the message across.

Chin: Ok, guess what? We don’t care if you’re sweaty. If you don’t like things, you can just flip off the blankets down by you.

Feet: Fine, we’ll take calves over this way and back-of-the-knees, you can just kind of like hook over the top of the blanket…

Back-of-the-knees: Oh, that’s worse. Much worse. I’ve got a lot of blanket bunched up in my area.

Left Ankle: Is this what Restless Leg Syndrome is?

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